Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Day 247: More Lessons in Eating with LB Mary

Tonight, Miss LB will teach us how to eat with a fork.

1. Stab at food.
2. Continue to stab at food.
3. Check fork. Any food? . . . No? No.
4. Continue stabbing. This time with more vigor.
5. More stabbing.
6. Just put food on fork.
7. Put food in mouth.
8. Show Mama what you did. Wait for applause.
9. Is that G's car outside? . . . Yes? Yes!!! Woohooo!!
10. Tell G you ate with the fork.

1 comment:

  1. You forgot: "hold really big spatula utensil in other hand but don't use it"

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